*Dad blows through stop sign on deserted road*
Dad: do you know why I blew through that stop sign?
Me: i assume cause you made a safe assumption that no one was going to come out of the blue?
Dad: No, it’s because I’m a bad ass mother fucker! You should know that by now!!
Just saw DoS lol. Totally going again next week. Every second of Bens voice was pure ecstasy.
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- <3 = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
"How much money does college cost in America?"
And how stress does it make you?
"how many times have you cried over fictional characters?"